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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via scruuuuuuuubs)

echnothankyou:

Everyone on tumblr says that Gordon Ramsey “is tumblr”, or Spencer from I-Cary “is tumblr”

But I think that this guy

This guy RIGHT HERE

"is tumblr"

I mean cus,

”..but my friends call me Claptrap! Or they would, if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first…

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